warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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(via laurenooo540)

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via mostlynbc)

Today has been so frustratingly nostalgic, but hey, the first song on Spotify’s “Better Off Without You” playlist is “Survivor.”

Spotify gets me. Destiny’s Child gets me, too, but that’s a given.

illuminotus:

battledinosaur:

I love this show with my whole heart.

this show has changed my life 

(Source: babyanus, via ceaselessly-intothepast)

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via laurenooo540)

digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

(Source: de4ctivate, via l-e-v)

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

(Source: jonathangriff, via butterscotchcreys)

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(Source: wifiloveyou, via klassy-karma)

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evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

(via oneforyouandoneforme)

littleraebird:

lisa—-celine:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is so fucking good

(via daisypunk99)

televisonrulesthenation:

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via oneforyouandoneforme)