Greetings from the OR: Where Everyone Wears Crocs

Just about ready to go into surgery for realsies. See you on the other side!

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via walkthedisco)

collegehumor:

iguanamouth:

Is this relevant to your blog?

very

For only $1.50 you can take over an entire town.

The X-ray tech I just had was too shy or awkward or something to ask me I there was metal in my bra, so his attempt was, “So, is your bra one of those…sporty ones?”

I feel like he should maybe be more comfortable with underwear since stripping down is a normal part of X-rays.

Poor guy.

flowury:

Don’t be sad look at these pictures of small animals with flowers on their heads

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I just heard back from the woman I emailed earlier.

Apparently she forgot that we had talked about the fact that I live in Virginia right now, because she asked if I could come in on Friday for a tour and to do some paperwork to get college credit. *Sigh*

This is going to be an awkward email. Good news is that this sounds like I can pretty much start whenever, so that’s cool. Too bad that won’t be until after Memorial Day weekend. Womp.

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I just emailed the woman who offered me the internship I have (not the second one I’m still waiting/hoping to hear from) to get more specific details. I got an automated reply because it turns out she’s out of the office this week because she’s in Cannes. FUCKING CANNES. Probably doing legit film things. I WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS. I can’t believe I’ll be working with these people in a few months. WHAT.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikkimikki:

the-feminist-fangirl:

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

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collegehumor:

Just because I smart doesn’t mean I’m not drink.

Finish Engineering Level: Alcoholism (10 Innovative Ways to Booze it Up)

fecloras:

Classic Mary

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Let us take a selfie! @JMURELAY #RelayForLife #CrapOnCancer

The first Relay For Life selfie of the night! The first of many. @JMURELAY